Words of Wisdom #1

Don’t want to insult anyone’s intelligence, but I want to point out the errors following are intentional… Some people just won’t get it.



A New Character

Mr. Smartypants; or, more appropriately, Mr. Rick Smartypants is a new character I am working with and boy is he a character.

Hilarious and sometimes downright ridiculous, but also the salt-of-the-Earth kinda guy.

Here’s the new image of him. Expect him. He’s here to stay.


A New Campaign

The new campaign is Violence Against Women.

Many have suffered at the hands of abusers, but until reading the statistics, you just don’t know how many. The stats really do make you do a double-take. The problem is endemic and there is a huge list of types of abuse that are beyond disgusting.

I just learned about forced marriage. In some countries (I won’t name them) it is a widespread problem with men abducting women and forcing them to marry under threat of violence and becoming ‘impure’ in the eyes of the community.

Anyway, the campaign currently has five different designs. You can see them on TeePublic and give me a thumbs up/like in the lower left-hand corner of each design.


P.S. Thanks in advance.

I Survived!

Dramatic title for such a tame topic.


Ahhh the joys of motherhood. And childhood.

If any of you are baby boomers you should be laughing right now. Our moms were not always the joys they’ve sometimes been made out to be. Mine was no Joan Cleaver. (I think that’s the right name).

I’ve created a design to commemorate the survival of us who have survived the trials and tribulations our MOM has put us through.

#1 will read: University of Mom

#2 will read: I survived U O M

#3 will read: University of Mom — I survived

Here’s one of the links:



Mugshots Copyrighted? I think NOT!

2nd UPDATE: (6/26) TeePublic sent me an email this morning and they did end up removing the Ozzy and Morrison merch. There’s a handshake deal with the company that manages those estates that they won’t publish anything without licensing. I’m irritated, but moving on. More mugshot merch coming soon. Some pretty creepy stuff.


TeePublic restored the designs!

So… A heads up everyone. I am venting here. I’m so angry right now.

I put together several mugshots of several different celebrities, living and dead, and created a standard design that would apply to all of them for tees and merch.

Two of them have been removed from my TeePublic shop because Bravado International Group Merchandising Services Inc. complained that it was a copyright violation.


I guess no one told them, they don’t hold copyrights to mugshots. These are public domain articles.

So for further public consumption, I am posting these two mugshots here. Please comment below.


The BIG Reveal

The BIG day is here.

After a week of spending time with movie monsters, I have a monster of my own creation. Unlike Victor (Frankenstein) I have a bit of pride in this creation. She really is a doozy.

She’s big, mean (ferocious), has sharp, gnashing teeth and long, evil-looking stingers. She’s also very hungry.

Without further ado… I introduce… [okay, to interrupt this train of thought for just a moment, I couldn’t think of a name. Not a good one. So, I’m going to let this audience suggest a name. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE… Leave suggestions in the comments.]

Here she is.


Romero’s Legacy

The Night of the Living Dead was released in 1968 to audiences of stunned children and adolescents who had never seen this kind of horror before.

Today’s audiences scoff at this type of imagery. We’ve become desensitized and casual about it. But at that time parents and social movers were outraged. A Variety magazine writer called it, “an unrelieved orgy of sadism…”



Today the film, now in the public domain, is viewed as a cult classic. One of the very first zombie movies to shock audiences into stunned silence.

I took some a couple of clips from the film, fit them with some spooky looking text, added a couple of tweaks and voila! I have a new movie poster that will move on to some awesome tees.

In case you hadn’t noticed, Dear Reader, my classic horror imagery cache is growing in the shops. Go take a look.