Words defined by sound, rather than from their official definition.
Stuff – dusty
Effluvium – victim of the flu.
Vulpine – A woman who is wolf-like.
Protean – Someone who really likes tea.
Innocuous – I will knock you out.
Quiddity (Quid*ditty) – A short child’s song.
Noetic – An individual who only says no.
Daphnean – One who is daft.
Delphic – Of the Dells; or, one who loves dells.
Go – a yellow fish.
Organism – A belief system. Much like Mormonism, but holding to the faith that organs will survive the test of time.
Animal – a bad animation.
Transfer – transporting fur.
Literary – an empty liter bottle.
The real definitions can be found at dictionary.com